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Although I hate terrorism and take any threat seriously, I couldn’t let this one go by, it is too irresistible.

Above was a headline from Google News, below is more.

“HOUSTON — A British intelligence service said it’s discovered that gel and saline implants may be used by Al-Qaida to make bombs, Houston TV station KPRC reported.

British spy satellites have intercepted terrorist communications from Pakistan and Yemen, talking about women suicide bombers getting explosives put inside breast implants.

“I’m sure we are gathering all the information, intelligence that the government can” he said. “They are also securing all the ports, airports and main attractions as much as possible. The government takes these types of threats seriously and not relaxed.””

Now let’s think about some repercussions of this newest threat.

1: After the shoe bomber, people have to take off their shoes at the airport security, should women with implants take out the fake part of their bosoms, put it on the X-Ray machine and then put it back on the other side? In this case should plastic surgeons come up with a zipper to make this easier? Imagine TV ads for fake breasts with pretty pink zippers.

1.5: Bomb detectors usually work by “smelling” the bomb, who, or what or how will these ladies breast be “smelled”. If a job is announced for a breast smeller, how long will the applicant’s line be?

2: Dolly Parton should be secured due to the danger of nuclear explosion.

3: Women with fake breasts should get a government safety scan stamp on their breasts.

4: Plastic surgeons and gigolos should receive explosive training.

5: From now on, any large breasted women with PMS should be classified as weapons of mass destruction.

5: Instead of enlarging their breast by size they can order by explosive power. Hey doc, I want to enlarge my breast by two mega tons.

6: Breast implants can come in C4 or TNT or black gun powder.

7: Women should answer the following questions at the airport. Have you packed your breast yourself? Has anyone had access to your breasts before arriving at the airport?

7.5: Another airport question: Have you breast ever been used in an act of genocide? Have you ever blown up anyone with your breast?

8: How does one “secure all the ports, airports and main attractions”? There will be heavy British Intelligence Service presence in all ports of attraction such as Hooters, Las Vegas, go-go dance establishments and subversive plastic surgeon offices.

9: All casinos that employ potential weapons of mass destruction will be secured.

10: Your next look at some pretty ladies breasts could be your last, so take it all in.

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