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Time to get away from dry Las Vegas real estate blogs and have a little laugh:

1: One of the best prayers by a black sheep

O’ Lord I failed to be guided to the straight and righteous path, please BEND it toward me.

2: Answer for a complaint by Texas Highway Patrol to US Marine Corp

Two Texas Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding enforcement on Hwy 77, just south of Kingsville, Texas. 

Texas cop conducting a spped trap, see 141 miles per hour

 
 One of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check speeding vehicles approaching the town of Kingsville.  The officers were suddenly surprised when the radar gun began reading 300 miles per hour and climbing.

  The officer attempted to reset the radar gun, but it would not reset and then it suddenly turned off. 

 Just then a deafening roar over the Mesquite treetops on Hwy 77 revealed that the radar had in fact locked on to a USMC F/A-18 Hornet which was engaged in a low flying exercise near this, it’s Naval Air home base location in Kingsville TX.

US Marin Corp F 18 Hornet

 Back at the Texas Highway Patrol Headquarters in Corpus Christi the Patrol Captain fired off a complaint to the US Naval Base Commander in Kingsville for shutting down his equipment.

 The reply came back in true USMC style:

 ’Thank you for your letter….  

 You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Hornet had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked on to, your HOSTILE radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming signal back to it, which is why it shut down.

 Furthermore, an Air-to-Ground missile aboard the fully armed aircraft had also automatically locked on to your equipment’s location.  

   Fortunately, the Marine Pilot flying the Hornet recognized the situation for what it was, quickly responded to the missile system alert status and was able to override the automated defense system before the missile was launched to destroy the HOSTILE radar position on the side of Hwy 77 South of Kingsville.

 The pilot suggests you cover your mouths when cussing at them, since the video systems on these jets are very high tech. 

 Sergeant Johnson, the officer holding the radar gun, should get his dentist to check his left rear molar. It appears the filling is loose. Also, the snap is broken on his holster. 

  Semper Fi  (always Faithful)

I hope you got a good laugh out of this, if you did SHARE IT (Just Do It) Capiche!!

Lastly, we don’t even answer our home phone anymore due to hate filled robo calls by a few politicians who have sold their soul for power (if they had one to begin with) and lie, accuse and spread hate.

My question is this:

 What outcome do you expect from electing a liar who spreads hatred?

Please vote, this is your only chance to have some input about your government. Thousands of freedom fighters been and are being imprisoned, tortured and killed to earn this right for you and others. If you don’t vote you are sheep (baa, baa), but when you do, vote AGAINST hate and lies. Masoud